Post modern, post apocalyptic, post-orgasmic or post....something( to critics)

Man, no one's writing real poetry nowadays
Let's be honest
Just dung words
That smell like children
Critics have nothing left to say
They don't even have an appreciated work
But they're good in giving advice
And opinion
'' That metaphor has not enough force
You epithet is so....plastic( ?!)
You need to use more shocking images
With a blue goat
On a fluorescent plain maybe
There's not enough blood in your poetry
Write about fingers defeated
By sand
WTF?!
No characters appear
Any chick out there, something
Or some buttocks
Filthiness
So much hypocrisy out there
Well, I must leave you
Save another drawer
For your '' beautiful'' writings!